“Jesus seen in cheese snack“. (A Cheeto, actually.)
Sometimes I wonder if they notice the topmost column on CNN.com is, indeed, titled “Top stories”.
The finders seem to be delightfully blase about the find; but really, a “top story”? What the bleep do they think their audience is like? And, dear empty heavens, they aren’t right, are they?
And do you think I should contact anyone about the piece of pasta I found in a bag of penne rigate: it’s pentagram-shaped and has a goat’s head and three sixes on it. And it talks to me.
