“What, faith? So you don’t have any evidence for your religion? Ha-ha funnypeople! Go find some; you won’t be taken seriously before that.”
“What? The Shroud of Turin / miracles / transcendental urges? That’s a bad fake / bad statistics / bad science, and clinging to evidences is a sign of weak faith anyway. Have faith! Have faith! You won’t be taken seriously otherwise!”
Then back to step 1.