A “top story” on CNN.com…

Jesus seen in cheese snack“. (A Cheeto, actually.)

Sometimes I wonder if they notice the topmost column on CNN.com is, indeed, titled “Top stories”.

The finders seem to be delightfully blase about the find; but really, a “top story”? What the bleep do they think their audience is like? And, dear empty heavens, they aren’t right, are they?

And do you think I should contact anyone about the piece of pasta I found in a bag of penne rigate: it’s pentagram-shaped and has a goat’s head and three sixes on it. And it talks to me.

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