Google presidents

Following a brouhaha about Google’s autocomplete and its certain functions or malfunctions, I happened across Autocomplete Me; then I ended up composing the poem below.

Each line is wrung from the autocomplete, most by typing in an American president’s name and the word “is”.

george washington is coming
george washington is elected president
george washington is on what money
george washington is not the first president

john adams isohunt

thomas jefferson is on what bill

2 dollar bill president
3 dollar bill santa claus

abraham lincoln is black
abraham lincoln is elected
abraham lincoln is still alive
abraham lincoln is jewish
abraham lincoln is re-elected
abraham lincoln is killed
abraham lincoln is still alive

grover cleveland is the only president
grover cleveland is the only president

william mckinley is 259

theodore roosevelt island parking

fdr is dead

john f kennedy is still alive
lee harvey oswald is innocent
moon is made of cheese

lyndon b johnson in vietnam

richard nixon i am not a crook

grover cleveland is the only president

jimmy carter is history’s greatest monster

ronald reagan is the devil
ronald reagan is the antichrist
ronald reagan is an idiot
ronald reagan is overrated
ronald reagan is shot

bill clinton is a pimp
bill clinton is a sigma
bill clinton is black

george bush is a lizard
george bush is a monkey
george bush is an alien
george bush is a moron
george bush is the worst president ever
george bush is an idiot
george bush is the antichrist
george bush is a great president

obama is the antichrist
obama is literally hitler
obama is a communist
barack obama is your new bicycle
barack obama is osama bin laden
osama bin laden is a dodgers fan

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