Bumpy enslavement

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I have to say that is evocative writing, though it needs a bit of work on clarity. I just don’t know quite what it is meant to evoke. The confusion of puberty, maybe? The primacy of emotion over grammar? The secret passions of a Russian spammer, as filtered through Babelfish and a pirated e-copy of the Oxford English Synonym Dictionary?

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