Python interface, eh?

Oh dear empty heavens. A web-page reads “into a common Python-based interface”, and what do I read that as?

“Into a common Python-esque interface.”

Now that would be interesting.

* * *

> cd castle

"Halt! Who goes there!"
Username: galahad
Password: ******
FavColor: blue

You have logged out.

> yellow

You have logged out.

> login

"Fetchez la vache!"

> help

"...and your mother smelt of elderberries!"

> quit

"Now go away before I taunt you for a second time!"

> exit

"You and your silly walking-about knees bent behavior!"

> help me

"We already have one! Yes it is very nice."

> man python_cli

"Sproing!"
You have been crushed by a catapulted cow, a lamb, two goats,
three to four marsupials, three geese, and several other waterfowl.
Press any key to reboot.

* * *

 < Yes, it is a sickening  >
 < mixture of DOS and Unix. >
 < The second I don't know >
 < well enough; the first  >
 < I've forgotten too well. >
  -----------------------
         \   ^__^
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\
                 ||----w |
                 ||     ||

* * *

Ubuntu 23.23 'Quivering Quylthulg' CLI
MpythonShell 1.01 "Those responsible have been sacked."
Ready.

> ls

spam
spam
spam
spam
autoexec.bat and spam
config.sys and spam
windows and spam

> del spam

"Reålli?"
Y/N: Y

"See the violence inherent in the system!"

> ls

spam
spam
spam
spam
spam
lovely spam
lovely spam
wonderful spam

> del spam

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

> logout

You have logged out.

> login

Enter username: JG

Invalid username. Enter full username to login.

Enter username: JohannGambolputty

Invalid username. Enter full username to login.

Enter username: JohannGambolputtyDeVonAusfernschplendenschlitter

Invalid username. Too long.

Enter username: Tim
Enter password: ******

Login successful.

> cd mountaintop

mountaintop> hhangren -5

Holy Hand Grenade activated. Will explode in 5.

mountaintop> run --away

Sorry, in 3. I mean two. Er, sorry.

mountaintop> logout | login blackknight arthurstinks666

You triumph.

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