Erisian/Discordian philosophy (of one sort)

Busily hammering over on Mirrors of Eris, both content- and appearance-wise. One recent addition is the tongue-in-cheek, vein-on-forehead piece of phrase-cribbing philosophy below; I’d say I’m 70% serious, 10% rhetorical and 20% full of shit here, which is a fairly good combination for maximum pontification. More over on Mirrors of Eris, E.E.E..

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This is Erisian philosophy.

No, wait, this is Erisian philosophy.

Oh, sod it. The next few paragraphs are Erisian philosophy. As are the sentences above.

There is disorder; that is, Eris. There is order; that is, Harmonia. (I purposefully use the Greek name of one, and the Latin name of the other; I am of Eris, am I not?) They are both beautiful, but Harmonia is sterile. Eris gives birth: all life is born of her; so is all art, all laughter, all guesses, and all excitement. Without these five there is nothing, no reason for anyone to exist. Harmonia can make none of these; she can only pervert them to her own dull, plodding, joyless uses, or destroy them. She is sterile, and not as beautiful as Eris.

All other gods are faces of Harmonia. This includes all the “in” and “with-it” hippie gods, too. And especially every single incarnation (if that is the proper word) of Jesus, that judgmental old scoundrel. Discord means more than having sandals, a guitar and a relaxed attitude. The olden hippies of Caley-Forney-Yah knew that; those that serve Harmonia do not, and thus they foolishly insist light and love are the way and the truth. Greater or more pernicious nonsense has never been heard; many who would have been good Erisians have fallen for this line of pseudo-disorder, this autocracy disguised as anarchy, and the Discordian organization has been much lesser for it. Even a mellow, with-it tyrant is still a tyrant; even a cool, relaxed law is still a law; no matter the clown glove, there’s still the skeletal iron hand of Harmonia inside.

There can be no happiness until every ruler has a constant sword at his or her neck, and every book of law constantly hovers over a consuming flame, and nothing remains still unless held in place by busily juggling hands. There can be no life worth living until the gods themselves quake on their thrones fearing the hands of women and men might pull them down and tear them apart if they misbehave. Those gods that won’t come down and mingle with us as equals, those that won’t come and bargain and talk and reason and dance and fornicate with us as equals: they all need to die. They all will die. This is the heart of all: Life is only death by a different name until we have no gods, no masters, and no waiting for the pie in the sky.

That’s my slice of pie.

This is how things are:

There is life. There is death. The first is of Eris; the second, of Harmonia.

There is art. There is aping and slavish imitation and looking up with a crick in your neck.

There is laughter. There is seriousness and solemnity and things to not laugh at, or speak of, or think of.

There are guesses, and ever more snug dresses to fit on the glass goddess who is Reality, to better see and adore her figure. (Replace “goddess” and “her” with “adonis” and “his” if you so desire; or have both. There’s nothing weird in ogling both sexes, no matter your orientation. Get a mirror and ogle yourself too.) There are certainties, and other clown noses to make Reality appear in the idiot visage one ideologically desires.

There is excitement, and neophilia, and doings of whatever thou wilt. There is security, and stability, and conformity and tradition.

Whosoever chooses the firsts of these, shall see the face of Eris Discordia, smiling and winking and blowing a kiss; but whosoever chooses the seconds of these, shall in vain chase after the hidden face of Harmonia, and die hoping in vain for a second chance. When I say this, I am as serious as someone without any pants can be. The world is out there, and it is out there even if you pretend otherwise. There are no second chances. There are no answer sheets nor islands of knights and knaves, no absolutes nor certainties, and there’s no-one you can trust, not even yourself. All there is, is a choice between the many bright and beautiful many-colored faces of Eris Discordia… and the thousand rotten corpse visages of Aneris Harmonia.

The world is out there. Pick your side.

One Response to “Erisian/Discordian philosophy (of one sort)”

  1. Mara Says:

    In harmonia is bliss, you will strive forever, endlessly seeking for happiness while suffering at your own sword’s edge. When will you awake to hear the lament of your own dry tongue? Surely you will grow weary of destroying yourself, it is the law, and all follows the law. From bliss all came, and thus all strive to return to bliss. And so it was written…

    ‘Harmonia: Exposing Eris, Transcending Discord’

    The opposite of ‘good’ is not necessarily ‘evil’, but rather an absence of both. Now, within the perception of good, what is evil? Malevolence; a spirit of void, which only persists from within the eyes of one engulfed in discord, the cause of pain and distress, lack and the barren desert.

    One can focus on what ‘is’ by un-focusing from what one ‘knows.’ Thus to ‘know’ is to know nothing besides a snare to the great abyss. Yet benevolence, as serene as the celestial star light, produces an abundance that radiates beyond the heavens. Shattering the facade of materialism’s faulty paradigm; let shine the world within. When eyes are opened it is a reflection that is seen, it’s not of the Truth, but of it’s shadow, and of ignorance. This fog of ignorance is stirred by the wake of presumption, the truth is buried and settled within.

    The desires of man, like a double-edged sword held by a fiend, will only deepen the wounds of its wielder. It’s as if while stumbling around in a berserk frenzy, a resounding lament is upheavaled by man’s own lips to reveal the folly of a wanton lust. And if the mind is stilled the soul’s wings spread wide, and they take rise upon the currents of a divine effulgence, its origin emanating from within itself. Soaring above the frailties of the world, a momentary glimpse of harmonious bliss, a thousand angels breathing as One. As if guiding the way by unveiling all things else, to ‘see’ is when things are not ‘seen’, and to understand this is the key.

    Coincidence after coincidence man begins to see all as a sign, symbols that lead to wisdom, like a lamp for the soul. From the Creator, the Beholder, the Lover of All. springs Wisdom as one Soul, and the soul of creation as One.

    Giving and giving, building a mountain of splendor, or taking and taking digging a grave to despair. Cease the desires and be resurrected or stay with the worms in the dust of the Earth. A thought shapes an act, an act shapes a man, the sons of man than produce the world. Rigid and selfish are the thoughts from a fool, a world of bedlam he resides and abides. Transcendence through wisdom, pure and effective, the thoughts of many as the ideals of One. From purity comes love and to love is to gain, its fruits are undying and everlastingly fluid. Omnipotent and sufficient is the substance of wisdom and love, enveloping and encircling the Wheel of One.

    The number of seven as one makes eight, which is the number of infinity and although hidden is One. The riddle within is an enlightening truth, the binding of seven, the seals of sin, one must moderate and balance to find the Infinite Path within.

    The delusions of discord has deceived us with poles. Good versus evil is an illusion so vile that it shackels the just to the horrors of sin. So is there an elixir that could give cure to this plague. When even the vigilant of righteousness, who have strived for so long, unwittingly rank among the legions of chaos? As if feign of heart or a heart that’s beguiled, they fell into the snare, the chasm of fear. To be free of such lies and to undo its disguise, one must see that the conflict in discord is not of the good. For in harmony a fight there cannot be.

    Thus all is futile except to stretch forth the wings that extend from the grandeur of benevolence, and overcome the vain shadows below. Abundance will then flood like the Great Deluge, and all souls will awaken from the aura of love. It will reign from on high to the deepest depths, beyond the beyond and throughout the sands of time.

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