Research topics for mathematics:

- LOL functions in Orly spaces
- The numbers of the beast
- Putz-Nebbish problems
- Monitoring systems for time-related reduction of thermal damaging in caffeine intake manifolds
- The lemma of death and related results
- Work-minimizing problems
- Pseudo-studies of quasi-important problems
- Applied grant iterations
- Big motivational problems
- The eradication of inequalities
- The effects of the arctic climate on the number “7”
- High-impact nude modeling
- Rapid high-impact publishing graphene (WHICH WON NOBEL 2010!!!) research in pure mathematics
- Graphene primes (Love me physics boy!)
- “My aim is the destruction of the Dark Rectorate and all it stands for! My three tools espionage, sabotage, overlong coffee breaks and procrasti… wait, no, my
*four*tools— “ - The Skream-Hurl method
- Harnack-type estimates in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings
- Crash- and liquid-resistant computer peripherals test project
- General minimizing conditions in peacetime
- Business continuity
- Optimus primes
- Rabbit multiplication
- Divisions in the modern society
- Degenerate elliptic equations and the guardians of public morality: a comparative critical discourse analysis
- “My dad was both real and imaginary” : the history of complex analysis, 1871–1924
- Metric spaces: A legacy of the French Revolution!
- “Warning! That does not compute!” : A Memoir of a Man Lost in a Hilbert Space
- CDs in the space
- Continuous functions are continuous functions
- Jane Austen’s “Norm and Normability”
- 100 Proof: the eased mathematical work environment
- The best of times, the worst of times : temporal extremals in the works of Charles Dickens
- Students are dense in the classroom : simple proofs
- “I’m in constant pain!” : Why students forget the integration constant,
*and why it matters* - “Go, and sin no more” : Why students don’t understand trigonometric functions

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“What is your research topic?”

“Problems in mathematics.”

“Could you be more specific?”

“Yes.”

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