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Thank you for your many incoherent kind words, Mr. “Harbour Records’ Guestbook”. As for your questions:
can you offer guest writers to write content in your case?
No. My case is too small. None of my guest writers fit in it.
Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility issues?
What do you mean? Mozilla Firefox is the only browser. “There is no browser but Firefox, and rumors to the contrary are evil lies; those that tell them shall be hit in the Ballmer.” (Book of Mozilla, 15:2)
Do you have any suggestions to help fix this problem?
Your raise the balls with one hand, and position the clamp with the other. After a few weeks the balls drop away and— wait, the browser thing? No.
I am curious to find out what blog system you are using?
An overactive imagination, Dunning-Kruger and a fascination with words.
Do you have any suggestions?
You want to come see my collection of old math textbooks, if you know what I mean? I— Wait, was this still about blog systems?
Do you have any tips and hints for beginner blog writers?
Keep at it. If you don’t like it, quit; blog-fame is a happy accident, not something to torture yourself over. (Also, you can write a blog post even if you have nothing to say. Sometimes those are the best posts! Sometimes not.)
Do you mind if I quote a couple of your posts as long as I provide credit and sources back to your blog?
I do not mind. I body.
Hello would you mind letting me know which web host you’re utilizing?
Yahweh.net, the Lord of Hosts.
Can you suggest a good web hosting provider at a honest price?
Sorry, the only one I know is Robert M. Price.
I was wanting to know if you knew of any message boards that cover the same topics discussed in this article?
Well yes, in the Peruvian National Museum, in the Inca Quipu and Message Boards Exhibit: number 156, the flat 5 inches by 20 inches eucalyptus board with red ink and three holes.
Can you recommend any other blogs/websites/forums that deal with the same subjects?
Frankly, no. My blog is the world authority on all subjects. Unfortunately that world is the Fifth World, the world of confusion and terror.
Have you ever considered about adding a little bit more than just your articles?
I do not add articles. I multiply my articles, as a good mathematician must.
Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere?
Let me just give you a hint: Moon rabbit yookai. Does that answer your question? If not, wait for the night; then they will.
Hi would you mind sharing which blog platform you’re using?
[D]o you ever run into any problems of plagorism or copyright infringement?
I had plagorism way back when I was a child. My arm turned blue to the elbow! And birds flew from under my nails! The doctor said she had never seen such a case of plagorism, except for one man who turned into a penguin on one side!
Do you know any techniques to help stop content from being stolen?
I’m more familiar with cons that are held in, you know, actual buildings. Probably because those are more difficult to steal than con tents.
Have you ever thought about creating an ebook or guest authoring on other sites?
Well, I’m 800 pages into an Erisian holy book at the moment, but much of that is filler. And 300 pages into my memoirs — gotta start when you still remember something — and 150 pages into rewriting a high fantasy story that I hideously and ineptly first wrote when 15, plus a dozen other projects in different stages of stalling, and a basket of yearly NaNoWriMo novels in dire need of editing — so, uh, yes.
Do you have any hints for aspiring writers?
Why’re you asking me? I’m just an aspiring writer myself. If you insist: stay up until it’s late. Then tell yourself you got to write 2000 words before you can sleep. The results can be interesting; the more the more tired you are.
Would you advise starting with a free platform like WordPress or go for a paid option?
WordPress! Blogging, like love, is better when you don’t have to pay for it.
Oh baby, have I got suggestions for you.
Is there a way I can transfer all my wordpress content into [CENSORED]?
Yes, but you need a goat, a virgin and a black blade of unspeakable sin. Consult the closest theology department.
Does your blog have a contact page?
Yes; click the link there and in five minutes a silvery saucer will set down on your lawn, and I will come out of it. (For probing and other fun, use the checkbox next to the link.)
Would you be interested in trading links or maybe guest authoring a blog post or vice-versa?
I don’t know how you author a vice-versa! Is it that round French thing with holes in one end?
Is [CENSORED] what you’re using on your blog?
No, you doofus, I’ve never even heard of that thing. Unless it is the nameless thing which haunts my bike shed.
I was wondering if you could write a litte more on this subject?
A litte? A whole litte, you greedy little thing! How much free time do you think I have?
I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form?
Try Google Maps; I use it for all my locatin’.
Is there any way you can remove me from that service?
Why would you want to be removed from that service? Are you no longer happy? Do you want to be sad again? Aren’t you a good, decent person? What are you hiding? I think I will report you, just to be sure…
You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your blog when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?
But… but… you’ve made me sad!
I was curious if you ever considered changing the page layout of your site?
Are you kidding? I’m being paid three pounds of rice a month to keep this layout!
Maybe you could space it out better?
I’m space out enough already.
i was just curious if you get a lot of spam remarks?
Why yes, I do. Sometimes the spammers screw up and puke their whole arsenal of badly written, vaguely positive spam snippets into one single comment, and then I feel I have to polish away their links and mock them. Thank you for asking.
[cont’d] If so how do you prevent it, any plugin or anything you can advise?
Well, for you I advise a big plugin right up your—
Did you hire out a developer to create your theme?
No; my cat has a Ph.D. in industrial design. Not bad for an imaginary feline!
Would you mind if I share your blog with my facebook group?
Does that lowercase facebook mean yours is a book bound in human skin, containing the withered faces of all those who ever defied you? If so, feel free.
Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News?
Well, random, quirky acts of violence and crime are the easiest way to get in the news. Dress up as a dog and start clobbering people to death with a nine-foot sausage. You’ll be in Yahoo News in no time!
Is it hard to set up your own blog?
Any idiot can do it! In fact, many do!
Do you have any points or suggestions?
Speaking of suggestions, do you want to see the point I have in my pants for you?
Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly?
Have lots of free space, a little wind (not too much!), and some kind of a hook where you can hang the mobile from.
Did you make this website yourself or did you hire someone to do it for you?
One word: sausage.
Do you need any html coding knowledge to make your own blog?
These days you don’t need any HTML coding knowledge to do anything online. It was different when I was young, let me tell you! We used Notepad to build our websites when I was a boy. We used BLINK tags more than you can believe — eh, you don’t know what a BLINK tag is? Dag nabbit, you whippersnapper, next you’ll be telling me you’ve never heard of the SWALLOW tag!
I just wanted to ask if you ever have any problems with hackers?
No? Though maybe to everyone else this blog has a Goatse for a background; that’s what I would do if I was a hacker and had problems with somebody.
Do you have any solutions to protect against hackers?
The solution of sucrose in dihydrogen monoxide. Feed it to them until they don’t move.
Do you use Twitter?
Do you know if they make any plugins to protect against hackers?
No. “They” are controlled by hackers.
Well, Scott Lynch is good.
Do you know if they make any plugins to help with SEO?
SEO? The chain of gas stations? How would that even work?
I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my own weblog and was wondering what all is required to get set up?
Time, Internet, Space, Energy, Mind, Soul, Reality, Power. THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!
I’m assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny?
A pretty cent, thank you very much.
Hmm is anyone else having problems with the pictures on this blog loading?
What? You have the problem that the pictures load? Geez, I need to find nicer pictures.
Is anyone else having this issue or is it a issue on my end?
I’m pretty sure all the issues you’ve raised are at your end. Thank you very much, Mr. “Harbour Records’ Guestbook”.