## Other useful courses

Continuing on the theme of Chalk : an introduction, here are some hypothetical useful courses that nobody organizes for M.Sc. students in mathematics.

• The Greek alphabet: how to tell $\xi$ and $\varsigma$ apart on the blackboard
• How to pronounce foreign names: the language l’Hospital
• How to use the copier: How duplexes get done, and why you need to be VERY careful with transparencies
• The Laptop and the Data Projector: One Thousand Years of Anger and Sorrow
• Seven exercises in following a flood of information transparency after transparency and slide after slide and oh god why’s she wiping that text away nooo I didn’t write it down yet—
• One exercise in trying to listen while you’re making notes too; it’s like those sleep tapes in that it doesn’t work
• What is the sound of an unasked question? The nine types of silence in the classroom
• If every student seems stupid, it’s probably you that is
• Practical examples for everything, A — Acad
• Acupressure by chalk
• How much caffeine is too much caffeine? (This is a trick question)
• Acupuncture by chalk: an introduction to the Omerta of the classroom

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